Science Says Canucks most attractive

[Provost]

I prefer an ugly team myself (Tiger Williams and Gino weren’t exactly GQ level).

 

It has been determined by an AI resource that the Canucks ice the most attractive roster in the league.

 

I wish they ranked individual players as the amount of giving each other shit about it during interviews would be amazing.

 

They do list the most attractive player on each team and ours is none other than Nils Aman!

 

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/ai-canucks-nhl-most-attractive-team#

[Rip The Mesh]

[Provost]

In entirely unrelated news, Nils Aman has agreed on a mutual contract termination and will he playing in Sweden this year to avoid the monstrous amount of ribbing he will take for this, and he will be taking Silov’s pink shirt with him.

[Sophomore Jinx]

Great, now we'll never win a cup here, coz the guys will be too busy preening and primping, and devoting all their time to their moisturizing and ad-hoc exfoliation regimens 

[Rip The Mesh]

This dude helping to sell these hockey aids for kids, looks a wee bit like JT Miller. Just saying..

 

Edited August 22, 2024 by Rip The Mesh

[DeNiro]

[NHLer]

 

Pls no.

[Jess]

8 minutes ago, Sophomore Jinx said:

Great, now we'll never win a cup here, coz the guys will be too busy preening and primping, and devoting all their time to their moisturizing and ad-hoc exfoliation regimens 

 

Hey, don't knock it until you try it.

[-dlc-]

"Attractive" is subjective and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  

 

[Ghostsof1915]

I'm questioning the intelligence in A.I. 

[Ghostsof1915]

Is A.I. really science? 

[Zimmyparttwo]

Can’t believe I’m weighing in/not that it matters/not that there’s anything wrong with it/seriously?  but …… do you think this data was collected using last years roster or the roster as it stands now with trades and free agency factored in ? Asking for a friend.

Edited August 22, 2024 by Zimmyparttwo

[-dlc-]

I think they meant the fans.  Us..

[Canuck You]

9 minutes ago, -dlc- said:

"Attractive" is subjective and in the eye of the beholder.

 

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder.

[Canuck You]

24 minutes ago, DeNiro said:

[Bob Long]

Swedish twins. What can you do?

[-dlc-]

[Sophomore Jinx]

21 minutes ago, Jess said:

 

Hey, don't knock it until you try it.

You assume I haven't. I'm pulchritudinous too ya know 

[-dlc-]

I mean, c'mon! JT down on one knee? No wonder we win.

[nuckin_futz]

Brock dragging the whole team higher.

[EP Phone Home]

33 minutes ago, -dlc- said:

"Attractive" is subjective and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  

 

Indeed 

[Grinch]

This obviously wasn’t a thing when we had Brent sopel or Tom sestito 

[Snoop Hogg]

2 hours ago, -dlc- said:

I think they meant the fans.  Us..

Still beats Flames fans

[Snoop Hogg]

1 hour ago, nuckin_futz said:

Brock dragging the whole team higher.

 

[Rocket-68]

This was worth at least 2 out of 10 points on the uptick