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That fucking Kypreos has always been as loud and dumb as a braying donkey. And he has always had it in for the Canucks. Well wee Nicky, you've made a fool of yourself again, and we can smell your stink from here. This is the way I like to remember you when you played. Also, you are a donkey. What follows is exclusive footage never seen by anyone outside of the Gnu Yoke Ranjerks secret videotape viewing room deep down underneath Madison Square Gardens. For viewers unfamiliar with the organization, the amorous one is none other than Nick Kypreos, and that is his coach Mike Keenan with the partially-dropped trousers. Enjoy:

So that's where they're hiding John Garrett.

Knuckling under Turning the other cheek Trying to be nice Why we're winning Meet it all head on No backing down Push back even harder

I didn't mean to rattle your cage. It just seems like it is getting more and more important as we continue in our Quest For The Stanley Cup. Thanks.

But that one would be manno-a-dildo. I wouldn't trust Kane with anything. But I would put out my hand (but keep the other one ready).

@Roberts, the Sign Up Calendar on page 1 needs an update; perhaps one of us could do it if you are busy and can show us how to do it. No answer yet @Chickenspear?

Thanks for your insight. Perhaps I quibble, but that ref should be feeling something a hell of a lot stronger than ridiculous. The entire hockey world was stunned. Edmonton players had no idea who was getting the penalty. The commentators were incredulous. The league and the players' association should have a full investigation. There should be repercussions. We won; and that is a bloody good thing. If we had not, that ref may have felt the repercussions long before any investigation produced conclusions. The other pro leagues seem to be making inroads into corruption of officials; whether corruption or incompetence, that ref should be toast.

Heja Sverige! Yay Sweden! Go Canucks Swedish Line! Victory is ours. And will be again tomorrow. Elias Pettersson Transformer Version: The Coil had no answer for Lindholm, 'Lias, and Höglander; and 'Darnit I'm Pregnant Again' Nurse blocking shots didn't help either. I can't get this link to work, but it is out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqfIhtBHkcU What it shows is yet another stellar performance by Pettersson, i.e. Nailing Nurse in the Nads with a boomer from the point. Ah, the little things.. Especially when they hit the opponents' little things. Shots, shots, shots.. let 'em fly boys.. they all don't have to hit the net.

This team is breaking through. Breaking through all the bullshit that has been put in front of them and the team over all these years. JR be heading into Alta-Land to lay waste to Bullshit & Crooks - the NHL Refs on Ice: And this time, there is nothing that can stop us. GO CANUCKS GO! J.T. Petey Quinn Brock Big Z and Ian Clark's Secret Cabal Podzilla Lives!

Shame. Shame. Get out of our game.

That has never been charging, until tonight. Not in any era, any league, any world championship, nowhere, never. But in NHL Refs vs The Nux, that, ladies and gentlemen, is Charging. So fed up with these guys; they should have their balls roasted off. Which ref was that? Name that puke! Name the Puke! Shame the Pukes. Me 'n' my crew, are waitin' here at our Bar-B-Que, for you-oo-oo Ref: Now, let's just snip off your balls..ya Fuck'n' Puke!

Yeah, well, he and Dry as dirt packed it in after the first. McDeeDoo couldn't get anything done and Dryer than dryer lint was nowhere to be found.

He is not an NHL caliber goalie; so glad The Coil stuck with him; now watcha gonna do Edmunchuck? Skin-Nerd or Zam-bone-knee Driver? (like Putin's, "Tea, or window?" you're hooped either way.

Maybe that's where he picked up the Covid.. the ASG.

Well, that's it for my pre-game skate. Time to hit the showers. Hold the fort Knuckleheads. I'll be right back; even before you can say, "Connor McDavid is a stinky pussy!" And, "Leon Draisaitl is the odorous orifice right next to it".

It is easier to do when we have last change; plus we don't get stuck with the wrong guys on defense. May you be completely satisfied with their performance tonight. - Thai Massage Parlor Motto

That looks a lot like.. wait for it.. Ian Cole! Take that haters. And, can we quit trading everyone while we're in the Stanley Cup Playoffs!?!

Soft pussy; nice pussy.

We need a Mad As Hell emoji. Let me out! Let me out!

Snet always cutting in. Can't stand that The West Is The Best! Suck it SN! And give us our regular TV guys! We shouldn't have to listen to Trana and Alberta homers do our games. WTF!! They are so butt-hurt. It is shameful. Shame SportsNet! Shame! Get on the right thing. - Sir Paul

If you really did hate to say it you wouldn't. Not so wiley, Wiley.

What is she actually talking about?

Too much clap, clap for me. I was a teenager in the sixties and the clap was not a good thing, but getting it had its moments. [Nothing like later teens who had to get through herpes and AIDS; and this latest Monkey Pox shit looks extremely nasty too.] Ah, the 60s & 70s: "Free Love", all the girls on The Pill, 20 cents/glass draft beer, acid, grass, hash, peyote, Richmond-airport pcsilly-shrooms, home-made hard apple cider on Cobble Hill, the Maple Bay Pub and beach, the Freaks vs the Cops Baseball Tournament in the Cowichan Valley, playing guitars and blowing harps on a Saturday in Pidgeon Park waiting for Chicago to play the Colosseum and sing, "Saturday, in the park..." cute 'chicks' everywhere, stick out your thumb = get a ride, meet new friends that way, etc, etc. But for now, we're in The Playoffs again, and we're warmin' up the Tow Vehicle for The Bandwagon: The "53" used to be for Captain Bo, but that page has turned; thank God (JR) & Jesus (PA) for the right decision. Bo is No Mo, and now it is for Teddy th' Terror Blueger, Centreman of the Blue Dagger Line. We're hitchin' up the bandwagon this now. Please find/see @Vintage for Free Passes. NFT! No Fucking Trolls! He knows who you are. All aboard! Doesn't look like it, but there's lots of room and free Roger Neilson Towels. No jumping off... you roadside litter losers. The Playoffs Road Trip Bus is still roaring back from the slimy flatlands of dilbitten Alberta now that we've put a couple of the wheels that fell off back on. She's Rick-Rypien-Ripping down out of the mountains as I type! And will be taking All and Sundry Back to the Black Hole of Canadian Provinces starting tomorrow morning. Be there or be square; you're either on the bus, or you're off the bus. Further! Farther! We. Just. Might. Go. All. The. Waaaaayyyy! GO CANUCKS GO!! STOMP ON THE TERROR!!

I doubt it. Perry is a pussy a train ran through.