ITT we predict which current or former Pittsburgh Penguin management targets next

[Coconuts]

Cross-posted from the zombie Canucks site for more active participation and input. 

 

My money is on Sidney Crosby or Marcus Pettersson. 

 

Crosby because his deal will be up in a couple seasons, just offer him a Sundin deal and gun for a cup. Who wouldn't want to bring on a top-5 all-time forward? What even is a salary cap? It's not like it impacts the Leafs, just ignore it. With all the Pittsburgh guys we've got he couldn't possibly say no, in the meantime we just need to empty the coffers to acquire more Penguins, this would make him feel right at home. We could start today with Phil Kessel, he's an unsigned UFA. Who wouldn't want to see Phil the Thrill line up alongside the not-D Pettersson? Aqua's would make a mint and jersey sales would go through the roof.

 

Pettersson because, uh, Pettersson. Duh. He's a UFA in two years and could be paired with our other D Pettersson. 

 

I eagerly await your input. 

Edited October 12, 2023 by Coconuts

[Snoop Hogg]

Maybe Kris Letang, depending on our depth of defencemen.

[Coconuts]

On 10/12/2023 at 4:58 PM, Snoop Hogg said:

Maybe Kris Letang, depending on our depth of defencemen.

 

We were both wrong, but I think Letang would be a good target, we should try for him next

 

 

 

[Snoop Hogg]

2 minutes ago, Coconuts said:

 

We were both wrong, but I think Letang would be a good target, we should try for him next

 

 

 

I don’t know those players. Any good?

[Coconuts]

2 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said:

I don’t know those players. Any good?

 

I dunno, but they're Penguins