NewbieCanuckFan

..I should know better than to go down this road

At least it ain't Alflives driving the bus!

Might've been posted already but it's worth repeating heh.

https://peewee.com/2017/12/04/fake-awake-sleeping-tape-makes-it-look-like-youre-awake-when-youre-not/

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/west-virginia-workers-migrants-jobs-0be74c9f Brain rot in Virginia. They need workers willing to do the sh*t jobs nobody wants to do but are against migrant workers.

Poutine shouldn't have had Steven Seagal lead the operation:

You left out the part the worm died from malnutrition.

Helps you when you face a choker team like the Laffs in the first round

Stone suffers from spleenitis during the regular season that mysteriously disappears for the post season. And it's only the Canucks for trying to take advantage of the cap rules. Tampa says hello as well.

I'd be less concerned if EP was playing at his usual elite self. Going to be difficult to beat the Oilers in this series with a 3rd string goalie if EP has another essentially MIA series (have to assume he's playing hurt).

To be fair, they have to compare them to their Mark Spector. It ain't a high bar to beat. To quote Jim Cornette: "That's like saying he's the nicest guy in prison"

Well he ain't now called VonShitzHisPants for nothing.

I draw the line on Alflives used jockstrap. That might be a valuable collectors item in the future.

He was the ideal "placeholder" head coach imho (coach Bruce).

rip Matthew Perry.