OUCH: Porn star's pet python bites partner's penis

[The Arrogant Worms]

https://canoe.com/news/world/ouch-porn-stars-pet-python-bites-partners-penis/wcm/9ba19084-dd65-47bd-84a1-9bc58defc743

[Coconuts]

Finally, quality content 

[soggy]

i can see some thought leadership emerging from this thread in the coming weeks

 

 

[soggy]

"After pulling the snake off of his benes, she checked to make sure there were “no little teeth left in it” because pythons sometimes leave their teeth in things after biting them."

 

this is very true, maybe this is what they mean when they say mcdavid is "snakebitten"

[Phil_314]

Cue the "Anaconda" song jokes and references.

[Bob Long]

The irony? Her friends nickname was snake.

[Iron Man]

Hmm

 

*opens incognito mode*

 

*Googles name*

[AlwaysACanuckFan]

1 hour ago, Bob Long said:

The irony? Her friends nickname was snake.

The python mistakenly thought the penis was a different type of snake, the Trouser Snake 

[6of1_halfdozenofother]

43 minutes ago, AlwaysACanuckFan said:

The python mistakenly thought the penis was a different type of snake, the Trouser Snake 

 

Are you suggesting foreplay?  

[gwarrior]

I don't know what in the hell they were trying to do, but I'm VERY sure, they're doing it wrong.

[Shift-4]

Was the snake jealous?