I'm outta here!

[Colonel D]

On Canucks.com I was always getting warnings for always pretending to be a pirate. I blew a landlubber right out of the water when trying to debate me on the finer points of navigating the West Indies. Two of the Admins came right out and told me to walk the plank but I survived by the skin o' me teeth. 

 

Now adding insult to injury, these same Admins have infected me with scurvy and left me to sink to Davy Jones' dark, deep locker rather than enjoy my "What are you listening to, Sea Shanty" threads. Shiver me timbers !!

Edited December 5, 2023 by Colonel D
You can delete this, I got scurvy from not washing after spending the night with a mermaid

[Canuck You]

[Wilbur]

 

...Not really but for some reason that just popped into my head...yay, I watched way too much Simpsons growing up (if that's possible).

[SV.]

I don't know how it works, iI got the scurvy. The virus has affected other pirates too.

Woke up on the wrongs d\side of the locker, i guess it wasn't Admins after all.

[Phil_314]

Run Captain Jack, run!

[PureQuickness]

4 hours ago, Colonel D said:

On Canucks.com I was always getting warnings for always pretending to be a pirate. I blew a landlubber right out of the water when trying to debate me on the finer points of navigating the West Indies. Two of the Admins came right out and told me to walk the plank but I survived by the skin o' me teeth. 

 

Now adding insult to injury, these same Admins have infected me with scurvy and left me to sink to Davy Jones' dark, deep locker rather than enjoy my "What are you listening to, Sea Shanty" threads. Shiver me timbers !!

 

I miss you Colon D.

[Toni Zamboni]

[IamCANADIAN013]

I got nothing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 5, 2023 by IamCANADIAN013

[PureQuickness]

 

[Bob Long]

[Rob Eh]

You're just jealous because you don't have any good music threads.

[Ribs]

 

 

[Coconuts]

The good news is that in the age of the internet it's easier to be a pirate than ever before, you no longer need to pretend 

[Colonel D]

5 hours ago, Ribs said:

 

 

'Kinda weird' is far from the worst I have been called around these parts.

[bishopshodan]

[Canadian_Kanga]

 

Argh...?

 

[Barnstorm]

[RupertKBD]

On 12/5/2023 at 9:14 AM, Ribs said:

 

 

So that's how it's done....

 

I always pictured something more dramatic....like the system from Cabin in the Woods, where you pull a lever, an arm swings around and smashes a bottle, which in turn allows blood to run down a narrow channel and triggers the Banhammer.

 

Kinda disappointing, TBH....

[Rob Eh]

 

 

Edited December 7, 2023 by Rob Eh