Popular Post Huggy Bear Posted October 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2023 Tyler Myers, One of the hardest triers, Was terrible against the Flyers, After his bonus was paid, liars Said he’d be traded, but no buyers, No one’s even kicking tires! Despite his chaos multipliers, Some message board repliers, Still defend Tyler Myers, Yet other fans desires, Include fewer tire fires, They want to hear “San Jose acquires…” Yet If no trade transpires, Our playoff hope requires, He takes his millions, and just retires 2 1 10 5 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Hronek Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 The New Lou I thought my migraines were gone when we traded away Lou, but it turns out that we still have 6 million in poo, One more year of Myers, but there won't be any buyers, unless Alvin's brain bursts, and he packages Myers with firsts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 6of1_halfdozenofother Posted October 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2023 O Chaos Giraffe, Chaos Giraffe, wherefore art thou Chaos Giraffe? Deny thy softness and refuse thy chaos. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my 5th D And I’ll no longer be a critic. ‘Tis but thy play that is my enemy: Thou art thyself, though not a plush toy. What’s plush toy? It is nor sprawl nor poke check Nor snow angel nor shove nor any other part Belonging to a D-man. O be some other player. What’s in a D play? That which we call a block By any other name would feel as sweet; So Chaos Giraffe would, were he not Chaos Giraffe call’d, Retain that dear D-man perfection which he owes Without that title. Chaos Giraffe, doff thy name, And for that name, which is no part of thee, Take all the pucks. 2 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 39 minutes ago, Huggy Bear said: Tyler Myers, One of the hardest triers, Was terrible against the Flyers, After his bonus was paid, liars Said he’d be traded, but no buyers, No one’s even kicking tires! Despite his chaos multipliers, Some message board repliers, Still defend Tyler Myers, Yet other fans desires, Include fewer tire fires, They want to hear “San Jose acquires…” Yet If no trade transpires, Our playoff hope requires, He takes his millions, and just retires 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I'm lazy so here's a copy and pasted Daft Punk song Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophomore Jinx Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Tyler Myers, You are 8 feet of suck, Stay away from the puck, If only there were buyers 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Satchmo Posted October 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2023 There is a Canuck born in Texas Whose play is now nothing but reckless The Calder he won Is now faded by sun And his chaos remains to perplex us 1 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aquaman Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Benning would resign him l, for 4 years at 4.5 million per season. A foundational piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chickenspear Posted October 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2023 Roses are red Violets are blue You're a giraffe Get out 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eddie Posted October 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2023 Neck of steel, brain of jelly Penalty Killing, he's mostly on his belly. Down by one where is he passing ? That odd man rush, someone's hands he's slashing Penalty box has got his number, Most doorways he's ducking under Break out plays couldn't be any slower His plus-minus keeps going lower. Oh slap shot where have you gone, Petey's leg, the crutches soon are on. Bank account fat as a plum Trader Jim, he sure was dumb For the last 3 years the pine he should have ridden But for hitting Keith all is forgiven 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANJR Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Mighty frame tall as an oak Yet you don't use it Every game you choke Regretfully I still watch Still improving....nope! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJays Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 My poem is short and sweet: tyler myers takes too many stupid penalties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aquaman Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 You guys have good poems………! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Long Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Wild hockey season A modern, tall giraffe plays betrayed by the puck 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat land fish Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Tall and Lean Occasionally Mean Lots of good tools Though contract makes us look like fools i wish you were consistent success is resistant cant move your contract damn that’s a setback unfortunately your neck is the one thing more oversized than your pay check gift and a curse don’t spend money on July 1st 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck You Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Myers , You dumpster fire Sometimes make me wanna pull out your teeth with pliers You always look tired Some of this is satire You look un-wired If I was Trump I would tell you that you're FIRED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck You Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Giraffe , Giraffe .. Nucks fans ain't mad How you gonna be 9 feet tall and have no balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amebushi Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 The canucks have a tall dman, give away the puck yes he can! his neck is real tall, on the ice he will fall. Hopefully trade talks have began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewbieCanuckFan Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 (edited) ... Edited October 19, 2023 by NewbieCanuckFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6of1_halfdozenofother Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Chaos Giraffe, you make the fans laugh Oh You make every game doubtful Chaos Giraffe Chaos Giraffe I think you play D But I wanna know for sure Come on and block the puck one more time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANJR Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 My first attempt at slam poetry. Knock knock Who's there? Ty.. SLAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6of1_halfdozenofother Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 50 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: Chaos Giraffe, you make the fans laugh Oh You make every game doubtful Chaos Giraffe Chaos Giraffe I think you play D But I wanna know for sure Come on and block the puck one more time Ty My, you make the fans cry Oh You make every game crazy Say again Ty My Yeah Ty My I think you play D But I wanna know for sure Come on and block the puck for me one more time again Oh shucks that glove yah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6of1_halfdozenofother Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 52 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: Chaos Giraffe, you make the fans laugh Oh You make every game doubtful Chaos Giraffe Chaos Giraffe I think you play D But I wanna know for sure Come on and block the puck one more time Just now, 6of1_halfdozenofother said: Ty My, you make the fans cry Oh You make every game crazy Say again Ty My Yeah Ty My I think you play D But I wanna know for sure Come on and block the puck for me one more time again Oh shucks that glove yah Tyler Myers, you sucked against the Flyers You made the whole game a tire fire Yeah Tyler Myers Yeah Tyler Myers Yeah yeah Tyler Myers Yeah yeah yeah Tyler Myers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Snoop Hogg Posted October 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2023 Look at this chaos giraffe Every time I do it makes me laugh How did Petey’s face get so red? Tyler fired a puck at his head 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Kneel Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Miers I turned on the radio at work You scored a slapper! Couldn't make me happier Then don't bogey the joint You must defend defend defend To the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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