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39 minutes ago, Huggy Bear said:

Tyler Myers,

One of the hardest triers,

Was terrible against the Flyers,

 

After his bonus was paid, liars 

Said he’d be traded, but no buyers,

No one’s even kicking tires!

 

Despite his chaos multipliers,
Some message board repliers,

Still defend Tyler Myers,

 

Yet other fans desires, 

Include fewer tire fires,

They want to hear “San Jose acquires…”

 

Yet If no trade transpires,

Our playoff hope requires,

He takes his millions, and just retires

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I'm lazy so here's a copy and pasted Daft Punk song

 

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Tall and Lean

Occasionally Mean

Lots of good tools

Though contract makes us look like fools

 

i wish you were consistent

success is resistant 

cant move your contract

damn that’s a setback

 

unfortunately your neck

is the one thing more oversized than your pay check 

gift and a curse

don’t spend money on July 1st

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said:

Chaos Giraffe, you make the fans laugh
Oh
You make every game doubtful
Chaos Giraffe
Chaos Giraffe I think you play D
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and block the puck one more time

 

Ty My, you make the fans cry
Oh
You make every game crazy
Say again
Ty My
Yeah
Ty My I think you play D
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and block the puck for me one more time again
Oh shucks that glove yah

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52 minutes ago, 6of1_halfdozenofother said:

Chaos Giraffe, you make the fans laugh
Oh
You make every game doubtful
Chaos Giraffe
Chaos Giraffe I think you play D
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and block the puck one more time

 

Just now, 6of1_halfdozenofother said:

 

Ty My, you make the fans cry
Oh
You make every game crazy
Say again
Ty My
Yeah
Ty My I think you play D
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and block the puck for me one more time again
Oh shucks that glove yah

 

Tyler Myers, you sucked against the Flyers
You made the whole game a tire fire
Yeah Tyler Myers
Yeah Tyler Myers
Yeah yeah Tyler Myers
Yeah yeah yeah Tyler Myers

 

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