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41 minutes ago, Barn Burner said:

You've got to be kidding, right? 

 

This proposal is sheer insanity. 

 

Wow. Lay off Alf's empties. 

 

38 minutes ago, Coconuts said:

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16 minutes ago, Strawbone said:

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Imagine the possibilities!  We could even have the cap space to bring in Lindholm, Guentzel, and a top 4 RHD (assuming we trade Kuzmenko).  Not to mention we'd probably be able to keep the Garland line together!  WHAT WHAT?!

 

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WOOHOO!!

 

I AM @Alflives empties. 

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2 minutes ago, HKSR said:

 

 

Imagine the possibilities!  We could even have the cap space to bring in Lindholm, Guentzel, and a top 4 RHD (assuming we trade Kuzmenko).  Not to mention we'd probably be able to keep the Garland line together!  WHAT WHAT?!

 

Hoglander-Miller-Boeser

Podkolzin-Lindholm-Guentzel

Mikheyev-Eriksson Ek-Suter

Garland-Blueger-Joshua

 

Hughes-Hronek

Zadorov-Top4RHD

Soucy-Juulsen

 

WOOHOO!!

 

I AM @Alflives empties. 

This is absolutely asinine. 

 

What a hair-brained way to gain cap space, trade away our most skilled center, while depleting our top picks and prospects. 

 

Again, this better be a joke, which obviously it isn't. 

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2 minutes ago, Barn Burner said:

This is absolutely asinine. 

 

What a hair-brained way to gain cap space, trade away our most skilled center, while depleting our top picks and prospects. 

 

Again, this better be a joke, which obviously it isn't. 

No way!  This ain't no joke!  This is the real deal!  So much money to work with.  We could be 1st in the NHL.

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Maybe I'm wrong, but I didn't think the total renetion could exceed 50%, even if multiple teams were involved. Kind of a fun idea to play around with the value of a good player at insanely low cap hits though.

 

Pretty sure this deal makes us considerably worse in both the short and long-term though.

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10 minutes ago, -AJ- said:

Maybe I'm wrong, but I didn't think the total renetion could exceed 50%, even if multiple teams were involved. Kind of a fun idea to play around with the value of a good player at insanely low cap hits though.

 

Pretty sure this deal makes us considerably worse in both the short and long-term though.

 

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There are trades that were done exactly to exceed the 50% and up to 75% retention before said player hit the final team's books. 

 

I would hazard a guess one could conjure up a trade involving enough teams to have the last team pickup a $6M player for the equivalent of a round of golf in Japan by the time the smoke cleared. The added benefit would be having Bettman's head explode when the Canucks presented a 9-team carousel trade package to the league for approval knowing there was nothing he could do to stop it ... 

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2 hours ago, HKSR said:

To VAN:

Joel Eriksson Ek @ 75% retained (50% retained by MIN, 50% retained by CHI)

 

To CHI:

Elias Pettersson

Retention of 50% on Joel Eriksson Ek

 

To MIN:

Jonathan Lekkerimaki

Aatu Raty

Elias Pettersson (D)

1st Round Pick

2nd Round Pick

 

Canucks now have Joel Eriksson Ek for 5 more years at a $1,312,500 cap hit lol

 

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So much cap space to work with as we now have our top 2 centres locked down for a combined $9,312,500 for the next 5+ years 😆

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Guys, check it out, I have been thinking ... wait for it .... wait for it ...

 

We trade our #1 perennial 100pt player

Jonathan Lekkerimaki ... A-prospect

Aatu Raty

Elias Pettersson (D) ... A-prospect (maybe a bit lower)

1st Round Pick

2nd Round Pick

 

 

for .... wait for it ... need another hit ... pfffffffftttttt

 

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And the best part is JEE is 2 YEARS OLDER SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ON THE TEAM AS LONG!

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2 hours ago, HKSR said:

 

 

Imagine the possibilities!  We could even have the cap space to bring in Lindholm, Guentzel, and a top 4 RHD (assuming we trade Kuzmenko).  Not to mention we'd probably be able to keep the Garland line together!  WHAT WHAT?!

 

Hoglander-Miller-Boeser

Podkolzin-Lindholm-Guentzel

Mikheyev-Eriksson Ek-Suter

Garland-Blueger-Joshua

 

Hughes-Hronek

Zadorov-Top4RHD

Soucy-Juulsen

 

WOOHOO!!

 

I AM @Alflives empties. 

 

I don't know about everyone else! I like it!!! 

 

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By the way, this is me right now.... I think I have the munchies too.

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